Blogtober.. I'm an Expert at Excellence

I'm a shitastic blogger and don't edit my photos so I can't participate in the Blogtober Day 23 prompt which is to share our favorite Instagram editing apps. SO, I am going to talk about one of the prompts I missed when I was on blogging hiatus.

Don't Worry, I'm an Expert.

I'm not going to lie I wake up every morning with this mantra:

ricky bobby talladega nights

JUST KIDDING. Relax, I'm not that cocky.

It was hard for me to think of things that I consider myself an expert in but once I started to compile a list.. I was pretty impressed with myself.

1 - I'm great at worrying. If you need someone to worry about something that hasn't happened or may never happen - I'm your girl.

2 - Burning my mouth on food before it has time to properly cool. I have zero control when it comes to shoveling food into my mouth hole immediately after it comes out of the oven. I have the scars to prove it.

3 - I'm also an expert at making a complete mess of myself, my clothing, the floor, the counters, the dog, etc. when eating. I have yet to eat maple syrup without getting it all over myself, including my hair.

4 - I'm the best at avoiding wedding planning. I've been with Paco forever and we've been engaged for over 2 years and we JUST started to plan. August 29, 2015!

5 - Road rage. I am the absolute best at becoming completely enraged when behind the steering wheel of a car.

6 - Binge watching House of Cards. I watched every episode Netflix had to offer in a couple weeks.

7 - Forgetting things. I make To-Do lists daily and still manage to get nothing done.

8 - I'm also pretty fantastic at making people believe I am serious about something when I am in fact being 100% snarky and sarcastic.

What things do you consider yourself an expert at?

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  1. This was fun to read :)! I am a huge expert at road rage!

  2. Dude, I'm with you on pretty much all points. Especially the Ricky Bobby mantra. :)

  3. O.. I've got your #1.
    The name's Worrier. Hi~

  4. I worry enough for all my family and friends and I make a point to say "you're welcome" to them for it. Also, House of Cards was amazing...way more intense than I thought it was going to be when I first started watching it! I hope the next season comes out soon!

  5. You never cease to make me laugh! I also did not participate in Blogtober today because I still don't get Instagram and couldn't care less about the different filters. ;) PS - I nominated you for a blogger award. check out my page to see it :)


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